Overturning Results for the TdC due to the Reasoned Decision

[Agent 86]

Here at Chaos Cycling we take the official news by the USADA on the "Reasoned Decision" rather seriously and well be correcting results over the affected years and retro-score all results and will inflict some major penalties for those harboring those riders in the "PROGRAM"!

More news as it happens.



Asside: Can't wait till the 2008 results are re-tallied, the year everyone but me had a USA based rider on their team, ha ha ha !

[mashjaja]

I'm assuming you're joking but of course I had to go through and find who all I had on my team out of curiosity....man, wtf was I thinkin' lol?

Carlos Sastre
Oscar Freire
Thomas Dekker
Fabian Cancellera
Kim Kirchen
Triki Beltran
Bobby Julich
Haimar Zubeldea
Leonardo Piepoli
Chris Anker Sorensen
Bradley McGee
Alexander Koldonev
Thomas Lovkvist
Tomas Vaitkus
David Canada
Mikel Astarloza
Gustav Larsson
David Lopez Garcia
Johan van Summeren
Servais Knaven
Ralf Grabsch
Daniele Righi
Romain Feillu
Nicholas Jalabert
Matti Breschel
Matt Goss
Anders Lund
Jimmy Casper
Sebastian Chavanel
Vladamir Efimkin

BUT can't see anyone who hasn't already served....

then again, I haven't read all the way through the lance mess yet....and if I hear Bobby J's name implicated anywhere I'm going to cry!!

[Agent 86]

Take out the tissues now.

[mashjaja]

Take out the tissues now.

Im on page 55 and nothing yet....!!!

[Agent 86]

Mash after you read to page 202, read this:

http://d3epuodzu3wuis.cloudfront.net/FL+Landis%2c+Floyd+Affidavit.pdf

Here's the cheatsheet, the masses of cycling fans around the world have taken it upon themselves to fill in the blanks or blacked out names:

CheatSheet:


The guesses started here: http://forum.cyclingnews.com/showthread.php?t=18792
The Dutchies helped out: http://www.2cycle.be/forum/showthread.php?threadid=6956&perpage=20&pagenumber=112

Gotta love the character matching they did

Here's a backup claim against Popo, sorry mash, I said take the tissues out.

Volodymyr Bileka Speaks in English on Popo
http://www.podiumcafe.com/2012/10/12/3495546/volodymyr-bileka-speaks-in-english

As you know Matt White admitted today.

[mashjaja]

i quit

[dvora]

How many riders did 86 lose?

[Agent 86]

How many riders did 86 lose?

NONE! Remember I never used USA riders in my teams! Talk about foresight